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22/04/2007
The Infinite Cosmos

It’s surprising to me now that I even found the idea of LSD appealing.  I’ve always been a self-control freak and I was already having major anxiety issues with pot by the time I was in high school.  I should’ve been able to predict that acid wasn’t the drug for me, but it took quite a number of pulse pounding, panic-riddled freak-outs to convince me I wanted to stay lucid.

 

The big mistake was dropping the acid at night, which everyone does in keeping with proper “party” hours.  You lose a whole night’s sleep in addition to putting yourself through a chemical drenched meltdown that takes all hours to clear up.  The end of my acid ritual in those days was always the same.  I’d cocoon myself on the couch with the tv on, trying to create a mundane environment to come down in, keeping myself glued to the tube and resisting the urge to run around in circles. 

 

Back then, the only non-cable channel still on 4:00 am Saturday morning broadcast a block of antique Westerns from the dawn of television.  They were obviously all cranked out by the same production company back in 1950, using the same actors, same bad guy hideout shack, same horses, probably all shot on the same day.  These cowboys became close friends.  I depended on their rugged predictability to ward off the night’s insanity.  Their theme songs all consisted of a single line, the title of the show sung by a heavily reverbed chorus of earnest studio singers.  “Buffalo Bill Jun-iorrrrrr!!”  There was also Annie Oakley, Champion the Wonder Horse and Range Rider.  The latter was my favorite, simply because the guy was actually addressed as “Range Rider” by any and everyone.  “Range Rider!  Range Rider!  There’s trouble at the crik!”

 

Watching television was impossible during the peak of an acid trip.  LSD strips away the illusion of tv and you see it for what it really is, strips of colored lines being regenerated over and over.  Forget about followed the plot of BJ and the Bear in that condition of true awareness.  That’s the wonderful and terrifying thing about the drug.  Those mental shortcuts the mind creates to maintain sanity, the assumptions, the prejudices, the blind faith, are wiped away.  You might recognize your shoes or your fingers or Cookie Monster, but your mind won’t settle for simply definitions.  WHY are your fingers?  WHAT is the MEANING of your shoes?  HOW does Cookie Monster’s puppet consciousness relate to the vast configuration of eternal oneness now evident in the infinite sound waves of the universe ?

 

LSD veterans would always tell you never to look in the mirror during a trip, so that’s one of the first things I did.  I could see my eye rhythmically dilating in and out, which actually made me feel more relaxed as it explained a lot about why the carpet was waving like the ocean and people kept turning into fish and lawnmowers and Popeye.  The pulse in my eye was the chemical pulse of my body was the cosmic pulse of everything.  Heavy, man. Heavy.

 

No, the best advice is never to look into the night sky in the throes of an acid trip.  Our rational minds, you see, have concocted this force field of self-preservation which allows us to generally ignore the vastness of the universe even as we’re staring right into it.  Under normal mental conditions, the night sky appears as a domed roof, a cloak of darkness with a few shimmering pinholes of twinkling light.  LSD makes you aware of the true three-dimensionality of the infinite universe and you stare into the night sky fully aware of its enormity, you mind suddenly able to soak up a reality far too huge for your tiny noggin to contain.  It can bring you closer to madness than any wavy sidewalk or purple aura on your girlfriend ever could.

 

One night, my friend Reed and I were hanging around the parking lot of a neighborhood pool, having nowhere proper, as usual, to indulge in our juvenile delinquency.  This had been a particularly grueling LSD trip and we hoped for some sort of seclusion to get our heads together.  Unfortunately, the trees began dancing exotically to NPR’s blues music and seemed ready to reach in through the windshield to whisk us away to their magical midnight ballroom, so we had to get out of the car.  That’s when we noticed what a clear view we had of the night sky.

 

We dug infinity, as Lord Buckley used to say, becoming aware of ourselves “traveling” through the cosmos.  But we realized that gravity had us magnetized to the Earth, the roundness of which was now completely obvious (a little LSD could’ve coaxed the Enlightenment along by several centuries), so we figured out that, as the vastness of space lured us into itself, we pulled the Earth along with us.  We were not on a stationary flatland with stars twinkling overhead, this whole planet was moving, hurtling through infinity like a raft on the rapids.  Our only choice was to grab hold of imaginary steering wheels and help direct the whole damn planet, lest it stray from its proper course and collide with another star.  Believe me, Captain Kirk never had a responsibility this intense.

 

We steered the Earth until we got dizzy and fell onto the asphalt.  As I recall, Reed figured out he had enough money for a room at the El Camino motel down the road and we holed up there, rearranging all the furniture and our personal accessories in artful symmetry ala Pink in The Wall.  I became convinced that I could overcome the acid madness if I just had a smaller space to exist in, a place small enough to comprehend.  So I took the lamp into the closet and closed myself up.  But it was no good, the infinite cosmos was still there, pouring through the paint on the wall, and I was forced to navigate through it.  I now knew what I now knew.

 

I couldn’t take it.  I left Reed there in the El Camino to steer the Earth on his own and drove home, eager to settle in with Annie Oakley and her friends, secure in that tiny world of black and white hats and predictable plots.  Champion the Wonder Horse rode over a flat plain, neatly sealed in a television set which sat firmly in its place.

 

Years later, I heard from some of the schizophrenics I know that one of the symptoms that drove them to seek treatment was their constant awareness that they’re inhabiting a planet that’s moving through space.  They were unable to separate the mundane from the cosmic realities of their day-to-day existence.  They dug infinity all the time.

 

I know what they’re talking about.  I’m still looking for that smaller space to comprehend.

 

Back then, I discovered a better way to get through an LSD trip, advice that I’ll now pass along to you eager youngsters: drop the acid in the morning and go to school.  Far from being paranoid, you’ll be happy to know that so many figures of authority are there to help if your head begins to sprout bat wings or your legs start melting.  Better still, you’ve got a structured environment, each classroom more exciting than the last, rather than aimless wandering in a strange neighborhood, trying to avoid your parents.  If you’re really lucky, as I was once, you’ll have a school assembly that day in the gym and cheerleaders will come out to create patterns of brightly colored school spirit for your amusement.

 

It’s like they always tell you, school can be fun if only you change your attitude.

 

 


Posted by thrdgll at 6:20 PM EDT
Updated: 25/04/2007 1:01 PM EDT

01/05/2007 - 3:27 PM EDT

Name: "Amy"
Home Page: http://beanyland.typepad.com

"You're pretty high and far out, aren't you?"

I was terrified of drugs in high school. I was a total Good Girl. Even so, I'm surprised I went all the way through high school, college, and the next several years after that before I even took my first hesitant puff of pot. Still, though, I've never tried LSD (just like I've never tried anything else but pot)- too scared.

BUT..this British guy with some mental problems I had a crush on when I was a junior in high school moved away and we used to write snarky letters to each other all the time. One day, unasked for and apropos of nothing, his letter to me contained a hit of acid. In the letter, he told me it was really 'concentrated' and 'good' and that I owed him six dollars. I was petrified with fear. Any minute now the authorities would come crashing in and discover the terrible secret I'd been saddled with. Of course, I sent him the six dollars (after all, he may not like me any more if I don't pay him!), squirreled it away in my dresser drawer (too scared to even throw it away- what if someone found it in the trash?) and tried to forget about it. Nothing doing. I guess I could have flushed it down the toilet, but I honestly can't explain myself here- I just crammed it somewhere, hoping it would come in handy someday.

It never did. I can't quite precisely remmeber whatever happened to it, but I think I may have given it away to some moron at SCAD that came around the dorm persistently looking to see if anyone had any drugs. "Sure-how's this? Now go away." I was glad to get rid of it.

 

 

 

09/05/2007 - 8:36 PM EDT

Name: "Paul Threatt"

07/10/2007 - 9:54 AM EDT

Name: "James Slater"
Home Page: http://www.myspace.com/skylinejazztrio

I completely agree, except the actual collapse was still a few years away...1959 was a watershed year for jazz, giving us Kind of Blue by Miles Davis, Time Out by Dave Brubeck, Giant Steps by Coltrane, Mingus Ah Um by Charles Mingus and the list goes on!  So I am going to say 1960 or 1961 was when the kids really took over!

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